mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

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katinca:

coming home

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

mamalaz:

AU - Every year since Arthur’s return, Merlin drags a reluctant Arthur on a road trip back to Avalon. 

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oh-merthur:

svenxkristoff:

NO BUT MOTHER GOTHEL HAD RAPUNZEL IN THAT TOWER FOR NEARLY ALL HER LIFE AND WAS SO INTO HERSELF THAT RAPUNZEL PROBABLY NEVER HAD A HUG LIKE THIS, THAT LASTED SO LONG AND MEANT SO MUCH. IT WAS THE FIRST HUG FROM SOMEONE WHO LOVED HER.

I actually sobbed

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brolinexplizit:

... there's a huge physical element to my role. I trained in Parkour ... free-running for the role so there's a lot of climbing and swinging and spirit-like movements. 

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10knotes:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros

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redbeaniscream:

this is the greatest thing ever

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kierongillen:

thisdisappearingland:

I asked the amazing Lydia Anslow at hackedmotionart.tumble.com for a Loki/ Lying Cat team-up and she blew my mind with the final result.

Delightful.

kierongillen:

thisdisappearingland:

I asked the amazing Lydia Anslow at hackedmotionart.tumble.com for a Loki/ Lying Cat team-up and she blew my mind with the final result.

Delightful.



10knotes:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

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